::: nu-mi plac politistii

Chiar nu-mi plac, dar sunt satul sa o mai zic. Chiar si asa, s-ar putea sa ma mai repet, insa momentan fac ceva mai eficient. Va invit la un maraton de bancuri despre politisti. Spuneti cate vreti, cate stiti, hai sa adunam toate bancurile cu politisti aici.

This is for my english speaking readears as well, english, spanish, french, whatever. I was saying that I don't like cops, and that I will try a different approach to this. I'm inviting all of you to share all the police jokes you know, right here.

I'll go first. Incep cu 5 bancuri:

1.

-De ce plange un politist cand bea cafea?
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-Ca-i intra lingurita in ochi!

2.

Un politist opreste un student pe strada pentru a-i verifica actele:
- Asa, vad ca nu lucram...
- Asa este.
- Inseamna ca trandavim pe banii statului...
- Exact, trandavim.
- Se pare ca suntem studenti?
- Ei, cu asta nu pot sa fiu de acord! Student sunt numai eu!

3.

-Care e diferenta dintre un caine si un politist, ambii calcati de o masina?
-?
-Inaintea cainelui se vad urme de frana!

4.

-How many cops does it take to push someone in cuffs down the stairs?
- ?
-None! That son of a bitch fell !!!!!

5.

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"