:: Spoiler Titles

There are no more surprises in life, we already know too much about everything. You know why? Because of those annoying SPOILER TITLES on a video!!!

I just watched an ad on Youtube, it said “GIRL GETS SILENCED Playstation 3 Singstar Ad”. It’s not enough you ruined all the fun with that title, but you also had to write the spoil part in capital letters, you fucking asshole!

So I was watching the ad. There was a girl, singing badly, there was a boy, her neighbor, watching her from a hidden corner of his window. You would naturally think that this is going to be something sweet or maybe funny-sweet, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. So the boy smiles, gets dressed and has a plan. UUU…I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!! He walks up to her front door in a shy way. She opens the door and she is still singing, he stands there smiling with a hand behind his back. Aww, he brought her flowers! NO, WE ALREADY KNOW THERE’S SOMETHING BEHIND HER BACK THAT IS GOING TO SHUT HER THE HELL UP! Why? Because of the SPOILER TITLE! Naturally he has a kitchen pump or whatever you call it, and gets her silenced…OOO…BIG SURPRISE, RIGHT?

So the moral of this is: how about we let ourselves be surprised once in a while. I like to search about crashes and accidents, but it would be much more fun and actually surprising if I saw a video that would had a crash or accident in an unexpected moment.

p.s. The same thing applies to the photo captions that you first see on a video. It's like you see the title "Guess What the F... is in this box", and the photo caption shows a goddamned monkey getting out of a box. How about you don't do that?

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